[Niemand]

Do you complain about the difficulty of writing creature scripts? This is because you are weak. How can you become a strong Avernumscripter?

YOU CAN USE AMAZING ASSISTIVE TECHNOLOGY.

And you can do it right now, today, for free. All you have to do is download the latest public beta of Magic Lab, use the editor to set up an experiment in the AI lab, and start testing. To help you wring every possible bit of data out of your creature scripts, run them through the included instrumenter program. Are you and your OS ill-preapred to open a shell, run make, and provide a path to your script to the resulting program? Fear not! Until such a time as your unix-fu is strong enough, you can use this super-convenient page to do all the work for you.

Finally, if no less than several of you do not test this set of tools and inform me of any shortcomings discovered, I will hunt you all down and glare at you for many long, awkward minutes.

I blame the ridiculous tone of this post on recent over-exposure to Enraged Slith.

[Enraged Slith]