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This post has been edited by Jewels: 15 October 2008 - 09:28 AM
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Kill Prize, Win Ogre 2.27 (6.0/1.0)
MultiQuote#2 Guest_Nioca_*
Posted 09 March 2008 - 03:17 PM
I always wondered what these were like...and now that I know, I think I would have preferred it to remain that way.
Basically, the plot consists of [MASSIVE SPOILERS] killing a flying sword to get a plush doll of an ogre. Once you do that, you step on a rune and leave. You can't keep the ogre doll when you do leave. [/MASSIVE SPOILERS]
Download it if you want, but be warned: you're wasting your time.
Final Score: 2.3 (My lowest score yet!)
Basically, the plot consists of [MASSIVE SPOILERS] killing a flying sword to get a plush doll of an ogre. Once you do that, you step on a rune and leave. You can't keep the ogre doll when you do leave. [/MASSIVE SPOILERS]
Download it if you want, but be warned: you're wasting your time.
Final Score: 2.3 (My lowest score yet!)
#8 Pinchy????
Posted 09 March 2008 - 03:20 PM
Poor little scenario... never stood a chance... If you could keep the ogre without the graphic warping somehow, it would be pretty awesome, but sadly it wouldnt help this much. Ill just file this under "joke scenarios", because it doesnt take itself seriously, and it was pretty fun for the time I spent playing it.
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6.0
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6.0
#11 Guest_Smoo_*
Posted 09 March 2008 - 03:21 PM
This is an unorthodox scenario so I'll use an unorthodox way of calculating the score: I'll
start with zero.
+ 1.0 for the chuckle.
+ 5.0 for the designer being a virile, sexy bastard.
- 1.0 for the poor "prize" that lost its life (and a standard greatsword is not an actual prize!)
- 1.0 for not being able to keep the ogre.
- 1.0 for not being an actual scenario.
So that adds up to a whopping 3.0
start with zero.
+ 1.0 for the chuckle.
+ 5.0 for the designer being a virile, sexy bastard.
- 1.0 for the poor "prize" that lost its life (and a standard greatsword is not an actual prize!)
- 1.0 for not being able to keep the ogre.
- 1.0 for not being an actual scenario.
So that adds up to a whopping 3.0
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Posted 11 March 2008 - 08:34 PM
I scoffed when I finished this. It's not even a scenario, just someone goofing around with the scenario editor. At least it was extremely short, which can't be said of many other scenarios.
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Posted 17 April 2008 - 09:52 AM
One sequel is vaguely funny, the fourth(Or fifth, I'm not sure. There's too many.) remake is just stupid. I'm not even going to pretend to like it.
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Rubies are red,
Sapphires are blue,
But there's not a gem
That's as precious as you.
Sapphires are blue,
But there's not a gem
That's as precious as you.
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Posted 01 June 2008 - 01:46 PM
Outdoor and Town design - 3
Everything outside of the little room you start in has a little message. Cute. Not original.
Plot - 1
Not original
Combat - 2
Fighting a sword is interesting, but something about fighting it is just...bad
Scripting - 2
It is there, it works, but there is almost nothing.
Average - 2 -.1 for not being able to keep the ogre so...
Final Score - 1.9
Everything outside of the little room you start in has a little message. Cute. Not original.
Plot - 1
Not original
Combat - 2
Fighting a sword is interesting, but something about fighting it is just...bad
Scripting - 2
It is there, it works, but there is almost nothing.
Average - 2 -.1 for not being able to keep the ogre so...
Final Score - 1.9
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Be grateful you have your unsellabe trowels -Goldenking
My BoA scenarios: Muffins n' Hell|The Triple Valley(Recently released)
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Posted 06 June 2008 - 10:32 AM
I had originally planned to not rate gag scenarios. Then I played this one.
'Nuff Said
Plot: .5/2
Gameplay: 1/2
Presentability: 1.1/2
Scripting: 0/2
Personal Enjoyment: 1/2
Rating: 3.6 / 10
'Nuff Said
Plot: .5/2
Gameplay: 1/2
Presentability: 1.1/2
Scripting: 0/2
Personal Enjoyment: 1/2
Rating: 3.6 / 10
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Everything you Never Wanted to Know about My current Scenario Attempt.
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